The Speed Of Light

Monday, November 13, 2006

How crap!

I just heard a house alarm go off in my street. I see a blue Commodore drive off really fast, leaving down plenty of rubber, a guy with a white shirt is driving, and he goes the wrong way on the roundabout and he drives ridiculously fast on the wrong side of the road down Railway Tce. I call the cops, then they tell me that well, I didn't really see anything, did I? No rego? And there's not much they could do about it. Geez.
posted by Eddie, 4:13 PM

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Hmm that reminds me of the time I told the ladies in the pharmacy that I'd seen someone pinch something out the corner of my eye (probably condoms). They were all 'well what can you do? we can't approach them, they might shoot or stab us.' Since that they have rearranged the store and made all the shelving lower. And last time I went in there 4 assistants asked me if they could help me. Grrr, it's all the fault of bloody shoplifters.
commented by Anonymous renee, 3:02 PM  
they aren't very nice about it to you are they? I mean, you did tell them it was a commodore so they've got a little something at least.

When I saw an accident in brisbane (mophead vs car) I instantly thought to check the way the lights were facing.

Unfortunately, when I stuck around to tell the cops, she just wrote whatever the heck she wanted and tried to get me to sign it.
commented by Anonymous b, 10:27 AM  

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